mon dirty clothes!!!

- Excusê moi monsier, ma l'hotel has stolen mon dirty clothes.
- comme?
-je cherche everywhere, and mon dirty clothes are gone, disappeared
-comme?
- monsieur, excuse moi, je ne parlez pas français, mas... mon dirty clothes cest disappeared!!!
- Je sui sorry, i'll have to check in the morning
- monsieur, Je knows cest sound tres ridicule, apologie, mas, MON DIRTY CLOTHES!! DISAPPEARED!! JE CHERCHED EVERY FUCKING WHERE!!
_ j'aplogie. on la matine.
-grrrr. dirty clothes???
- La matine.
- oui monsieur. cest tres ridicules. mas je sui tres upset.
-sorry!